I'm going to do it.
And to make it even more interesting, I'm going to do it by noon.
I can't stand it any longer.
You are a constant reminder of weakness and poor management
Good bye contents of my inbox.
(Sorry for this crappy photo--as opposed to the other crappy photos from my cell phone I post on a regular basis)
One way or another, in exactly one hour and twenty minutes you will be gone.