Yes, what’s that?
Oh, you’re welcome. It was way past time to get rid of the riff-raff. The crowding had gotten out of control and I knew you all needed your space. I’ve forgotten all those ratty-looking unhappily single specimens that have gone to the great sock drawer in the sky. It’s a new day.
No, I will not be wearing any of you with sandals—but are you ok with lime green crocs?
Sorry I even brought it up.
I’m feeling a little sad right now—don’t take it personally, but I really am not all that crazy about wearing socks. Sandals are so much fun—and don’t even get me started about how much I love my new Nike flip-flops.
Well, here we go. I’ll try to be fair and work out a rotation that will be satisfactory for us all.
And above all, I will do my best to do my duty to keep you all neat and folded so help me God.