Hello socks, how was your summer? You all look so nice and neatly arranged. I hate to disturb your symmetry.
Yes, what’s that?
Oh, you’re welcome. It was way past time to get rid of the riff-raff. The crowding had gotten out of control and I knew you all needed your space. I’ve forgotten all those ratty-looking unhappily single specimens that have gone to the great sock drawer in the sky. It’s a new day.
No, I will not be wearing any of you with sandals—but are you ok with lime green crocs?
Sorry I even brought it up.
I’m feeling a little sad right now—don’t take it personally, but I really am not all that crazy about wearing socks. Sandals are so much fun—and don’t even get me started about how much I love my new Nike flip-flops.
Well, here we go. I’ll try to be fair and work out a rotation that will be satisfactory for us all.
And above all, I will do my best to do my duty to keep you all neat and folded so help me God.
Yes, what’s that?
Oh, you’re welcome. It was way past time to get rid of the riff-raff. The crowding had gotten out of control and I knew you all needed your space. I’ve forgotten all those ratty-looking unhappily single specimens that have gone to the great sock drawer in the sky. It’s a new day.
No, I will not be wearing any of you with sandals—but are you ok with lime green crocs?
Sorry I even brought it up.
I’m feeling a little sad right now—don’t take it personally, but I really am not all that crazy about wearing socks. Sandals are so much fun—and don’t even get me started about how much I love my new Nike flip-flops.
Well, here we go. I’ll try to be fair and work out a rotation that will be satisfactory for us all.
And above all, I will do my best to do my duty to keep you all neat and folded so help me God.
We are officially back in sock season! Love your little chat. :)
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