This is where you end up
Carefully seek out the maitre d' for the best table
Exchange pleasantries with the locals at the bar. Who ignore you. So you toss your hair and laugh heartily at your own joke..
"Excuse me sir, could we have a table for four, please, on the water?"
"How is this, sir? Oh, no, no. No tip necessary--but I would not turn down a discreet public display of affection."
Order from the extensive wine list: White, pink or red
Peruse the elaborate menu
Bask in the warmth of a propane-enhanced tropical evening
And when food arrives, dig in like pigs at a trough and forget to take a picture of the best gulf shrimp and cheese grits you've ever eaten
But we'll be back there several more times and I promise to post photos of our food.